Leprechauns used to visit the house where I grew up. They came through the vents. True story.
Every March 16, before we went to bed, my sisters and I would carefully open the floor vents in each of our respective bedrooms—to allow the Leprechauns safe passage, you know. Every morning, we’d see that our attention paid off, as gold-foiled chocolates and pennies would always be beside our beds when we awoke. We’d trot downstairs to find mom making green waffles and green scrambled eggs served up over clover-themed placemats; it really was like magic. We’d have shamrock sugar cookies when we came home from school, and we usually had Guinness stew for dinner.
The best part? We’re not a lick Irish. Not. A. Lick.
I can’t really remember when all of this ended; when we stopped being innocent and carefree and into believing in our little green vent-men. My dad will definitely be pouring a few tonight, and mom still has those placemats, but it just isn’t quite the same.
I got a text from my sister this morning: “you’d better be wearing your Guinness underpants.” We all have them. It’s kind of a weird thing.
I don’t have too many outward St. Patrick’s Day traditions anymore. I did wear a green sweater today, and there’s Irish Soda Bread in the oven now (with many thanks to Heidi for the awesome recipe!). It’s in the little things, I think. And when I have kids? Those Leprechauns, they’ll be back.

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March 17, 2008 at 6:13 pm
bunny
The leprechauns and the vents? Too. f-ing. adorable. I actually read it aloud to C and was like “awwwwww!” He was busy so didn’t really listen, but I enjoyed immensely. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! And like your sister, I also hope your underpants are festive. (Wow, way WAY creepier to actually write than to merely contemplate writing.)
March 17, 2008 at 8:07 pm
lawyerish
Leprechauns came through the vents? Had I been drinking anything, it would have come out my nose.
March 17, 2008 at 9:54 pm
notsojenny
i love fond memories. even if they are about small people sneaking into your house… as long as they’re leaving chocolate, they’re good people.
sadly, St Pats is my sister’s birthday so most of our traditions revolved around that and being irish step dancers for a good part of our lives. i’m not sure what to do withmyself on this day anymore
March 18, 2008 at 9:48 am
DanceintheRain
Aw, I love the leprachaun idea
That’s so cute. Also, I forgot to have soda bread this year – I love that!
March 18, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Penelope23
The leprachauns in the vents is the cutest idea EVER. One day when I have kids I will def. be using that, also WB is very Irish so he will like it. Thanks for the idea!